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You're bit of a prick aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
I'm starting to believe it myself.
But calling someone a hypocrite shouldn't be prick-worthy, unless you've got a different memo to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
Wait, you're calling me a hypocrite?
For wearing a kilt? What planet are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
Not a hypocrite for wearing a kilt
A hypocrite for calling someone a sham, when you wore a kilt and are about as scottish as my arse.

I bet you flicked through the wedding rental catalogue of Burtons and thought 'hey my mum's best friend once noshed off a Glaswegian a decade ago, that makes me part scottish LOL' and felt that justified wearing that kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
Are only Scottish people allowed to wear kilts then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
You tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
Well it seems to be you passing judging people based on it.
I'm just asking you to justify your obvious prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
I believe wearing traditional scottish kilts bearing non family-specific and generic tartan
Makes you look like you're wearing it solely for attention
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
Well it's a good thing that it was a family specific tartan then, wasn't it?
And not just any family, but my mum's side of the family. Any more sweeping generalisations?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
all left-handed men are benders

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
I hear that if you touch a frisbee more than five times in your entire life you turn so gay that you have difficulty walking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
Yeah: any other time of year or occasion you probably don't show off the fact that you're half scottish.
And I call bullshit with your family tartan. Burton's back-catalogue perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
ONLY PEOPLE WITH GOOD KNEES.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FUCKING KNEES, BINKO?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
you have a WOMAN'S knees, my lord
i'll wager those knees have never been used to paddle a raft made of the skeletons of your dead crew members
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
the packham-loving giant squid speaks the truth

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
Thanks, UToL
I get a bit bored of saying it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
I don't think you've actually called me a prick directly.
Your insults have more of a pissy and effeminate tint to them.
You should try a little harder
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
Sorry, maybe I should call you a prick more often
you fucking prick
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
BETTER, Noit. Much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
yeah, because it takes a real megamind to wield insults like a cudgel

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
adam is in an acerbic mood where he presumably thinks his words cutting, witty and wise.
or maybe he's just trollin' for a bite.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
i just don't know what's going on any more
hello binky
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
hello manolifficusmaximus.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
what happened to maximinimus?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
i think he was working hard and boffing a ladybirdblue.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
You presume wrong, I'm not attributing any quality to my comments.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
I still believe my previous post contained the correct words to convey my meaning.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
While you show conviction, you do not know me or my intentions behind my comments, despite repeatedly claiming you do
Your belief is wrong and you are overanalysing.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
florid overcomplex sentences don't make you sound smarter; please give it a rest.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
I'm starting to think that you think I'm being deliberately clever
Because you don't use sentences like that yourself.
Perhaps you should lay off commenting about my tone and content?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
i don't think you are being clever in any way;
i don't use sentences like that because i can actually string words together without sounding like a twat. I know when to use a relevant tone to stop me coming across as a dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
Forgive me, it's been an interesting few days
I'm just pissy and confrontational.

Edit: alright, more pissy and confrontational than usual. ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)