i hope this happens, image board will have a field day...
..."Manchester United have switched their attention to £20m rated Borussia Dortmund midfielder Mario Goetze after becoming frustrated in their attempt to sign Inter Milan's playmaker Wesley Sneijder."
( my mum, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)

Why?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)

Is this a joke? I don't understand it if it is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)

I'm looking at the names to see if there's anything funny there
The only thing I can see is that Goetze is spelled similar to Goatse, but that's it
( Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)

oh yeah
It's probably that. NEXT!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)

Ha ha ha, yes, I can see why that would be amusing to a certain group of people.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)

Also:
I hope I get a 300% pay rise, but just hoping isn't going to do anything, is it, you lazy sod?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)

HA HA HA
I HOPE A COMEDY SERIES ON TV HAS SOME JOKES IN IT LATER TONIGHT WOULDN'T THAT BE BRILLIANT.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)

Ha ha ha! Yeah!
Imagine all those Super Mario pictures!!!

WHAT A HOOT!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)

Morning!

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)

Morning Mrs!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)

Man U Stare At Goetze

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)

Now see, my mum, I spent all my pleasantness on Nick below you here.
And as I do not care one jot for people who get millions of pounds for what is essentially kicking a ball, while people who do worthwhile things like repair heart valves on infants, design space shuttles and develop irrigation systems for improved agriculture in 3rd world countries get significantly less, I am suggesting you fuck this shit to high shit.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)

thing is...
nobody gives a cock. and you obviously know fuck all about the amount of money in the health industry, space exploration or expanding markets.
( my mum, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)

Oooh.
Tell me more little fella, i'm all ears. I await tales of NHS managers on £30k a week and rocket scientists on £6M a year.
Lay it on me.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)

you're an idiot
how many NHS Managers do you know who get to perform heart surgery? try (as hard as you can) weighing up 40 years of six figure income against 10 years at an average of 600k, both salaries would end up comparitavely high, and one would be better protected from inflation.
( my mum, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)

Take note viewers
This is the way to take the internet too seriously.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)

disappointing.
but probably wise you lamely back out...we could switch sides if you like?
( my mum, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)

A fiver says you are still patroling this thread.
And to make sure you are i'll address your concerns: My original post contends that footballers are overpaid for what they do. And thats all really. Nothing else. I'll bet you're itching to say something now. Go on. You want to prove me wrong. You want to be right, online.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)

alright my mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)