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Look, I'm not anti-QFTW, it's just that, if you're going to go on a comedy website and brag about being sexually abused as a child, I think you should probably fuck off and die.
They're pricks, JMG. Bigger pricks than most of the pricks here.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
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(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
Don't worry, you aren't being accused on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
good.
i was going to say i'm not some kind of sick father christmas. i can't get around to everyone.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
I find it difficult to fathom why my hilarious responses upset them.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
i.imgur.com/YQe8H.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
do all footballers run like a duck after kicking?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
They flogged him to Turkey, shortly after..
Ohh Emmanuel. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
Here's one that might come in handy along the way.
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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
TOP DRAWER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
oh man, i wish i knew enough footballers to make some duck-footballer jokes
...hang on...

CHRIS WADDLE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
BILLy Wright

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
bobby moorhen

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
david seagull

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
david PECKham

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
i can't believe it's YOU doing all these

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
wiki list of footballers, ooh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
andy DUCKat

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
TED DRAKE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
Cecil WINGfield-Stratford

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
Neil WEBB

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

i.imgur.com/GQloT.gif
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
WHat?!
How dare they be a bigger prick than me.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
To be honest I'm so shit that I'm shit at being a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
man the fuck up and try harder you lol

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)