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The latest fad of replying to QOTW answers with pictures has broken down boundaries..
.., and it's safe to say that once again we have entered a period of friendship with our head-dobbing neighbours.

Now that we've made mates with Lying Infantry Squadron. How do you plan to welcome our silverback buddies on to /talk?
Now is the time to be nice to QOTW, in case it pulls a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
Look, I'm not anti-QFTW, it's just that, if you're going to go on a comedy website and brag about being sexually abused as a child, I think you should probably fuck off and die.
They're pricks, JMG. Bigger pricks than most of the pricks here.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
...

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
Don't worry, you aren't being accused on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
good.
i was going to say i'm not some kind of sick father christmas. i can't get around to everyone.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
I find it difficult to fathom why my hilarious responses upset them.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
i.imgur.com/YQe8H.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
do all footballers run like a duck after kicking?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
They flogged him to Turkey, shortly after..
Ohh Emmanuel. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
Here's one that might come in handy along the way.
29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llw0olc1a11qj96vto4_400.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
TOP DRAWER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
oh man, i wish i knew enough footballers to make some duck-footballer jokes
...hang on...

CHRIS WADDLE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
BILLy Wright

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
bobby moorhen

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
david seagull

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
david PECKham

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
i can't believe it's YOU doing all these

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
wiki list of footballers, ooh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
andy DUCKat

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
TED DRAKE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
Cecil WINGfield-Stratford

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
Neil WEBB

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

i.imgur.com/GQloT.gif
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
WHat?!
How dare they be a bigger prick than me.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
To be honest I'm so shit that I'm shit at being a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
man the fuck up and try harder you lol

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
OH CHRIST BALDMONKEY LIKES GEOCACHING TOO :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
wtf is gc?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
glasscock

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
you know what i meant

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
somebody will tarnish otter remains?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
Smooth Willies Taste Of Raspberries.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
people hide crap and you have to find it in a healthy outdoor pursuit
if you are going to force kids to run about outdoors it make some kids moan less.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
sounds dull
why not teach them about the outdoors? bug hunting is good.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
I would hide a M18A1.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
you copied him. tool.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
It's not me who likes it, I think its tedious
The gf lis good at it though, so I put up with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
If they merged all the boards, just for a day, everyone would still think qotw was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
I have no clue how Mortal Wombat's on here, and not QOTW..
No offence, open forum and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
qotw is for wa
oh i see
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
Man ruins photo
b3ta.com/questions/church/post1342253
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
Isnt that the petrol holy water kerazy guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
I believe you are correct there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
Indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
I always assumed that /talks trolling of QOTW was part of wider plan by talk members to make all of b3ta shit, not just /talk
I hope i'm not giving too much away
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
Waaaaaaaaaaah.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
HAHAHAHA
Cry s'more
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
JMG offers you an olive branch and you shove it up his arse
This is not the peaceful attitude we've come to expect from QOTW'ers. We are at the dawn of civil war.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
Have i got time to go to the loo before it starts?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
*reaches for pitchfork*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
Hang on then, I'll fetch the hammers.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
*warms up throwing arm and buys spare circular sawblades*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
I have found a picture of their frontline troops
thingstohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bro_guns.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
How did you find my facebook account?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
Is there a single photo of you wearing trousers?
Filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
Guns don't kill people. Guitar Hero does.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
Ha! YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
I'm not sure i understand the significance of the guitar hero guitars in this picture,
but that's probably the least worrying element of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
Manolith has really let himself go

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
That's a 10-day ban

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
Is that what caused it?
Fuck, imagine what Whorespower looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
i wonder if anything will ever come of that
probably not
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
I thought Rob just wanted to give baldmonkey a thin line of hope before smacking him across the face with the wooden board of spitefulness (with a nail of harshness through it)

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
oh har-de-har
that looks more like SSG anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
I've never seen him
But then I've only seen you from BM's Monkey World video.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
i was the highlight of that video

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
I'm inclined to agree
and I've BEEN to Monkey World
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
When I'm mod my first act will be to declare war
We will crush QOTW and annex FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
What about /links?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
I have no immediate difficulties with /links
they may yet prove useful in The Grand Plan
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
what of /board?
where do they fit in? Should we placate them with ham and lifesize cut-outs of Rossi and Parfitt?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
It's all in hand MMPS, it's all in hand

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
*Hides AK-47, awaits revolution*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
RAVENOUS!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1342696
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
Some of the qotwers ruin it for the others.
They are massive liar fucktards who ruin what can be very entertaining anecdotes.

The good ones are always welcome. The shitfucks are not. Same goes for /board.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
Where as /talk is purely for fucktards who enjoy ruining everything.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
BOKKO!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
you are winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
Looking through your replies to QOTW,
looks like you've got a deleter in there somewhere.

the thread you posted chap with the bionic leg picture has gone. Was it a good one JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
I lose track of my forceful, correct harrasment of QOTW users.
It's safe to say however that it was a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
I'm not sure that niceness is the correct response, JMG.
They'll never learn that way.
As the old saying goes; don't give them what they want, give them what they need.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
A thorough hiding is only going to put them off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
I'm not sure anyone is going to volunteer to get them all laid.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
What? With all the sexual athletes on there? Are you mad?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)