So you're not on Facebook, and you can only go by a picture on Facebook to what she looks like.
Is she your pen-friend? Are you 12?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

She's in prison
for being a serial killer. Someone has to make these people feel society doesn't entirely reject them.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)

They get to do facebook in prison?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)

This is French prison
they get net access and croissants. On the down side, they do have to speak French.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

WOAH! hold the bus here sunshine.
This just doesn't add up, I'm not comfortable with this at all. Like Ballantyne would say (in an overly aggressive manner) Ahm oot.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)

Like James Kahn would say
I'm going to make you an offer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

Like Hilary Devey would say: I want to drink your soul.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

He wouldn't say that anymore
It's that weird woman trapped in an 80's fashion nightmare/Lady GaGa tribute band now.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

GET IAN HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK
PEDO SKUM! HOLLY N JESICA ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

hello french lady how are you.
i had a great time on holiday and i hope you had a great time on holiday.

it is my birthday next week when is your birthday?

i am having sausages for tea what are you having for tea?

do you have a dog? i have a cat.

i have put a cartoon i drew you in this envelope i hope you like it.

lots of love

dildo bugger
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

Damn
rumbled!
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)