I have no money left. It's pay day next Wednesday.
I've got two portions of spag bol left, a small portion of chips and a portion of frozen veg.

I really hope the credit card I ordered arrives tomorrow cos this spag bol isn't very good.
( CowJam, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

DON'T GET A CREDIT CARD
Starving is a better option to what those vultures charge
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

the onions biting satire on visa the other week was cutting, did you read that?

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

no
linky?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)

i'm too good to you
www.theonion.com/articles/visa-exposed-as-massive-credit-card-scam,21136/
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

I like the word "trove".
People should use it more. But correctly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

under my matress is a trove often

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

I'm going to trove your fucking head in

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

I get it interest free for a year.

( CowJam, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

no interest you say?
zing
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)