alright
anyone got any personal information about their lives that the uninterested memebers of this forum can read and comment on
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)

no.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

aww hun, what is up? tell me all about it

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

well, there was this thing someone done?
it WELL upset me right, and i was like crying and stuff.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

should we get some people to fuck their shit fucking right the fuck up?

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

i think we should.
fuck their shit up so bad they can't shit for fuck.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

I prepped a shipment today to go to Holland tomorrow, it's going with TNT.
Now i'm off to play EVE online.

true story
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

pure fucking lies, piss off

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

which part do you believe is a falsehood?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

The "true story" bit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

oh well
ta la
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

later dekion

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

No, fuck off I'm not in the mood >:(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

You're not in the mood to share personal information such as
you're not in the mood?
( CowJam, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

LOOK JUST FUCK OFF YEAH?!

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

Do you want to talk about your anger issues instead?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

What fucking anger issues
I don't take anything seriously, LEAST OF ALL FUCKING FRISBEE, ALRIGHT?
ALRIGHT!?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

*waves frisbee*

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

Christ how does such a faggoty sport get me so fucking wound up?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

I think you've just answered your own question there fag boy.

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)

It's not so much the sport, more the students I've ended up babysitting
Fucking giving up my free time for this sorry bunch of cunts, and here's me thinking they'd take their fitness as seriously as they originally wanted me to.
LOL
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

You know it's meant to be a bit of fun, right?
Do you think you are now realising that you're a bit old to be hanging around with teenagers and playing down the park?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)

They wanted me to get them fighting fit for Regionals, they actually want to win something this year.
I train like a fucking boss all fucking summer, so when it comes to sessions with them, I've got the fucking minerals to run everything and teach at the same time.
It's now less than a fucking month away, they've done fuck-all, keep on saying 'waaah but I can do fitness anytime I want, why now?' and then continue to do fuck-all.

Waste of my fucking time, saying they were serious about training hard.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)

Bit of fun.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

If they wanted a bit of fun they should have fucking said so
Instead of whining about how much work they need to do and then pissing and moaning when the going got tough.
It's not even the start of term and they've pissed me off. I'm not cut out for hanging around students anymore I reckon, least of all no-marks from the local shithole like this.

Give me Liverpool or Loughborough any fucking day.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)

Are you not a good enough coach for Liverpool or Loughborough then?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)

I don't live close enough to liverpool or loughborough.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)

Oh, right, there, that's got to be it.
You're only the tea boy. There are plenty of tea boy jobs in Loughborough.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)

Gotcha, I'm on it
Nightynight, Jobseeking tomorrow x
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)

Sleep tight.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

is a faggoty sport an aussie homo?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)

I went to work today.
Then came home again. GO ME!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

fucking hell, i did that as well, crazy times

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

I didn't see you there.
Lies on the internet. Sad times Mongy.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

to be honest neddy i was just hiding most of the day, next time check my van, i'll be sitting in there

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

I hid under the desk for most of the day.
Played with my Lego and Spiderman. Couldn't really see out of the window from there.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

i turned up to my desk and there was a french man eating a big mac, or whatever those cunts would call them, horrid times

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

I call 'em frogs.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

prolly Les Bique Maque

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

Bloody forrins.
I would have shot him on sight. Just saying like.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

sometimes i have a grudging respect for the frenchmans 'meh' atitude, the dirty stinking cheese eating surrender monkeys

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)

Meh.

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

BUT WHAT DO THEY CALL A QUARTER-POUNDER????????????????????

Fuck off.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

A Royale.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)

+ with cheese.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

I have no money left. It's pay day next Wednesday.
I've got two portions of spag bol left, a small portion of chips and a portion of frozen veg.

I really hope the credit card I ordered arrives tomorrow cos this spag bol isn't very good.
( CowJam, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

DON'T GET A CREDIT CARD
Starving is a better option to what those vultures charge
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

the onions biting satire on visa the other week was cutting, did you read that?

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

no
linky?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)

i'm too good to you
www.theonion.com/articles/visa-exposed-as-massive-credit-card-scam,21136/
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

I like the word "trove".
People should use it more. But correctly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

under my matress is a trove often

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

I'm going to trove your fucking head in

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

I get it interest free for a year.

( CowJam, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

no interest you say?
zing
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)

I saw a Lidl blimp today.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

sounds painful

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

that was just a fat bird in uniform, easy mistake to make

( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

I'm having tacos tonight.
Make of that what you will.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

that you are a americanise mexican working as a pool boy at the hyatt hotel in cancaun, i'm on a conference from noura bank, i'm a sassy 31 year old half japanese half english female director of a logistics department in an currency investment arm
ok?
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

¡Si, señora!
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

I'm in the shit and no mistake mongy.
I'll be fortunate if I am still employed after my week off.
( magnum, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

awww, plenty more fish in the sea, you are to good for him/her honey
*huggles
( mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)

That makes me feel better

( magnum, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)

I have a double jointed elbow
and S-Club kicked a ball over my fence.

I threw it back.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)

We've been looking after my Niece's daughter.
I'm sure mortal wombat might be interested in that though.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

My wife's Zumba game has arrived, but my copy of Xenoblade hasn't
there is no fucking justice in the world
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

My The Mentalist Season 1 dvds arrived today
and then I got an email from amazon saying my How Apollo Flew to the Moon book is on back order and they'll notify me when it comes in.
( magnum, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)

Perhaps the universe is telling you something.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

i'm the world champion

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)