Now if you'd said 'best Atari 2600 game'
then it would have to be en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)

Oh fuck off, apostrophe. Stop ruining my link.
Fine, you can all copy and paste that if you want to see it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

too difficult, although tempting, any game based on custard might potentially involve trifle
( vladimir, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

the game, and this is not a joke, is about making your way through a hail of arrows in order to rape a native american woman who is tied to a cactus

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

...naked, with a blocky pixelly erection.
Don't forget that bit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

'Mystique presents SWEDISH EROTICA'
and $50 in 1982?? I'd be interested to see what that translates to these days.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

apparently it equates to about $130 now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

no one cares, fuck off

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

This might explain it better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY2AqKCpGkk
( Lord Gnome, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

so no trifle then
fucking useless
( vladimir, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)