LOL!
UR DAD IS AWL DYIN!!!!!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

go do some home crafts and get yourself in a local newspaper you thick idiot

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Haha, jealous of baldmonkey's offline fame.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

I don't know why he bothers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

as much as i'm jealous of you and your bastard baby

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

I don't have a bastard baby.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

you don't have a bastard life either
or a bastard job. or the bastard chance of getting one.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Well that's simply not true.
If you're going to try to make me look silly, at least use something that has a basis in fact.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

i thought the running joke on here was your future career prospects
sorry if that's not the case.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

I don't know where you got that from.
I couldn't find a summer job, that's all.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

fair enough

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

I'll never forget this, there was a bloke on here, Dan Something I think, he mentioned something about his dead dad and I replied "lol, dead dad, gutted".
Then that happened to me about 6 months later, felt well bad about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

tempting fate is never a good idea
especially if fate has already given you the face BM has
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

do you're plotting to bump of BM's dad?
just do it right, don't let him suffer tooooooo long.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)