I'm going to start wearing waistcoats
it'll be my new gimmick. My previous one didn't really take off, but then most people wouldn't notice sock suspenders
( magnum, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

get a pocket watch too

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

MAKE ME OUT AS SOME SORT OF DANDY YOU BASTARD

( magnum, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

and a bow tie...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

cravat would be better

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Fuck you all

( magnum, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

Did someone say DANDY?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

get a monacle tattooed onto your face
then you will always look effortlessly awesome forever.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

not a monocle, but still in the ball park
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

please don't

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)