I would throw a one-month early contract upgrade taking up the "O2 Internet Saver 200" with a "HTC Titan", and I'ld throw it to myself gently.
No, wait, I'd throw a 1kg solid gold bullion brick, again, gently, so I could catch it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

you're neither sporting, nor a celebrity
stop cheating, gonz
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

this is really rather cunning,
but what sport would you take up first? There's no doubt at least that you are a personality.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)