I'd throw a wasp at Sepp Blatter
The impact wouldn't harm him but there's a chance it might sting him, and with any luck he would be allergic to wasp stings and go into anaphylactic shock.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

I'd throw a bladder at him.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

or a step ladder

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

not your real ladder?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

Hello Muddah.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)