I am new here, Is this the best bit to be on?
I like the board bit but I don't do pictures.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

Hi.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

hello djrcih. Do you mind if I shorten your name to that.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

Only if you spell it right.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

Well, that's me fucked. So long and goodnight.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

I liked you.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

I feel like I've messed up what could have been a beautiful friendship.
I am sorry.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Hi MW/FA

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

hello baldmonkey. erm, not quite sure what this means.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

On the off chance that you aren't a prick's comedy account:
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/txt/survive.txt

Now fuck off.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Thank you. I appear to have broken number 3. Is this damage irreparable?
No, you fuck off.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

Dunno.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

Where's my lyrics?

( MONO!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Fine. Here you go. As per the spec in your gaz. I don't agree with the sentiments though.
Jews, niggers wops and wogs
Gypsies, single mums, even the frogs
Can all fuck off and die
With all the poofs except Steven Fry

(repeat to fade)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Or Stephen.
Whichever you prefer.

As I say though; I don't like it one little bit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

Thanks.
My opinion of you has lowered a little.
( MONO!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

Because I don't like racism.
Screw you MONO you anus.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

I love the squid
The squid is my friend
I love the squid
I won't pretend

Love love love
Squid squid squid
Love love love
Squid squid squid

(repeat to fade)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

The squid got you banned from qotw though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

I like that

( MONO!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Hippocampi
Neither horse nor fish
Hippocampi
My only wish
Hippocampi
Is that you were large enough
Hippocampi
To look after all of us
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

those are just the lyrics to 'one in a million' by guns n roses though.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

Probably best you remove the b3ta wiki from that, it was shit and then it got filled full of spam adverts and porn links and now it's dead.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

Meh.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

you stupid fucking cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

This is really rather helpful.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

HELLO NEW PERSON.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Hello poster, for the third time.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

HORRAY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IGNORING ME.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

Yeah,
new, good one. Fuck off.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

thank you Neptune, most welcoming,

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

This is why real new people get a hard time.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

time penis

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! I AM VERY AMUSING.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

you tell us
we're biased
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

That's a fair point.
I find the board confusing cause they all seem to just piss about and giggle at how funny they are with their cliche 'bandwagons.'

Links is okay but I can already use google.

The question of the week thing appears to be full of wankers, talking about wanking over celebrities.

This bit appears to be funny but also a bit harsh.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

Sounds like you've got it fairly spot on, welcome to talk.
We're all cunts though, so if you can't live with being a cunt then fuck off. You'll still be a cunt if you fuck off, though.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

I do like that a QFTWer has written slash fiction about him boffing his mum because the other answers were a bit boring.
I wonder what he'd admit to if he ever got trapped in a conversation with Piston.

Edit: boring, not morning. Not sure what happened there.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

I read that. No doubt he'll get abuse for it.
worst QOTW ever.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

if you're easily offended, off-topic is probably a better place for you
otherwise, join in the banter (as sparse as it is).
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

I looked at that off-topic. It looks like question of the week for dullards.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

I'm suspicious of you.
You're ticking too many boxes too quickly. You'd better not be another entse or Kronk.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

I don't suppose it's because I'm just that great?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Not a fucking chance, or you wouldn't be on here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

Fair point. Because I'm that shit?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

That right there is some straight-up internet science genius.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

Eliminate all the possibilites, until you are left with the truth. Unfortunatly the conclusion is I'm shit.
Oh well, easy come easy go.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

I dont know what the fuck you are talking about
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

You're new?
I'm sure I've seen your name before or something very similar.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

Also...
You're saying you like talking? I wonder if there's a board for that? Try Off topic.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

It's what you say you want from all your boyfriends.
I say boyfriends, I mean the sailors you pick up down the docks. Because you are a male prostitute. And you have sex with men for money. Not a lot of money.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

That was tenuous at best
/ac
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

It's a band name

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

That'll teach me for not scrolling down
Hello inme. Tell us a bit about you.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

God, as if you don't read every single reply before you post.
And you call yourself internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Totally posting to point out that InMe are quite possibly the shittest band that ever existed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

thank you.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

They are though.
Proper 6th form emo bullshit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

Ah. I wonder if this is what I'm thinking of.
(That or etse?)
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

oh, you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

*finger guns*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

i hope your user name doesn't refer to the band 'inme'.
because that would make you a terrible, terrible shit.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

HURRAY!
Let's get married.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

I'm afraid I didn't know there was such a band.
It was a pathetic joke about anal sex. I am sorry.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

I'm pretty sure the band are too, don't worry.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

don't get off to a bad start by telling sex lies, now.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

yes, if I wanted to do that I could go to question of the week.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjHT5GpAYQ
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

I heard that the band Inme, of whom I have no knowledge
Are fucking shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

At least we know you're not Mortal Wombat, what with him being dead and all.
Tell us five fun facts about yourself. Or fuck off, whatever.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

Oh man, did he sacrifice himself to save his dead dad rofl?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

I hear he accidentally knocked the internet lead from his router and just melted into the floor.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

I like cheese.
I hate real ale.
I play air hockey.
I once threw a laptop at a wall.
erm... I live in a house?
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Cheese is good.
Real ale is fucking lovely
I get too aggressive when playing it
Fair enough
Woah, I hope that house remark isn't a dig at our beloved mongychops?

3/5, not bad.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Slightly above average. I'll take that.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

doesn't understand what average means
-4
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

it looks like I am indeed an idiot. Does this not mean I fit in though?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

/talk was founded so we would all have a place to gather and misunderstand mathematical principles

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

I hope to add to this.
Positivly, of course.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

air hockey.
Bit like Frisbee, but on a table... hmmmmmmmmmmm
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Yes but if frisballs came back he'd probably just come back.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

I hope to christ people don't play it competitively.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

They do but I just enjoy playing it.
I have seen some competitive air-hockey, it's brutal. Fat wheezy pricks arguing over a hand being on a table, nacho's flying.

It's not pretty.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

okay, you can stay.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

Thank you aylia. I hope you don't mind but it's easier than typing your whole name
now I come to think of it, it would have been easier to just... Fuck it, you get the idea.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

some of these names are special Hallowe'en editions, btw.
don't get too used to them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Okay, I see.
I feel like a fool now.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

I'd offer you one but I'm all out.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

I vote for the immediate removal of your L-plate.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Thank you. I think you seem very nice.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THIS.
christ, but i hate you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

snooker:
a bit like hockey, but on a table.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

look at my balls
Now fuck off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

impressive, bye.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Don't go
I need to borrow some money
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

Really? Are you a tramp or something?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

ahhh you've been looking at his photos huh?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

umm...no. Are you watching me?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

haha, I am a bit like a tramp, yes!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Don't be put off by Neptune, he's just trying to be BraynDedd

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

thank you, I very much like your name.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

Whoa whoa fucking whoa.
I actually quite like this one.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

pull up a cock, have a seat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

thanks I guess.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

YOU LOVE IT

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

nope, the whole forum is shit and will probably be closed down soon

( mongychops, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

Oh. Thanks for the heads up.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

This site is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
The boards are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the autisms will drown. The accumulated fail of all their sex lies and flouncing will foam up about their waists and all the beakers and spastics will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Beyond my remit."
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

I like this.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

hello sailor

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

I'm going to say hello,
But I'm not going to commit to anything further. I'm sure like most bluenamers you will be a faint memory of the archive in a few days.
Plus you're probably frisbee, but a week late.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Well, hello I guess.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

nice to meet you.
Are you like the kid at school who is really in to this one band, and your bag is all covered in the badges and stickers of that band, and its all you listen to. All day. And everyone takes the piss out of you, bit you don't care because you love them so much. Then one day you're walking down a corridor and the bully grabs you, and you wee yourself a little bit. But out of nowhere he says he loves the band too, and you bond, and suddenly you feel special and you have a friend. He invites you to his house, and you are so excited you run all the way there. You get there and he rapes you, and you let him because you want a friend so bad. Then he never talks to you again and 3 weeks later you hang yourself?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

haha. I like that.
I'm probably more likely to be in the school band and just bullied and then hang myself along with my tuba because the girl I really fancy called me a 'tubaloser' in front of the whole school and I cried a bit.

Thanks for the concern though.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Stick it on your head and asphixi... asphyxi... run out of oxygen to death.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

No it's not like when you were at school.
OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

you cut me deep there bro,
Real deep.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

it's great, i get a six figure income just by posting messages on here

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

gure nger
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Hello and Welcome.
Hope you continue like this and don't turn out to be a mental.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

Thank you Maffers. I intend not to act like a mental.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

That's what they all say :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

oh, we all START like that.
you can call me janet.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

I didn't start like that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

no, because you of course are the exception that proves the rule.
you're just getting progressively more mental as time goes on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

This is the right place to come if you like being insulted.
Hi, I'm MGT, and everything I say is wrong.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)