At least we know you're not Mortal Wombat, what with him being dead and all.
Tell us five fun facts about yourself. Or fuck off, whatever.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

Oh man, did he sacrifice himself to save his dead dad rofl?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

I hear he accidentally knocked the internet lead from his router and just melted into the floor.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

I like cheese.
I hate real ale.
I play air hockey.
I once threw a laptop at a wall.
erm... I live in a house?
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Cheese is good.
Real ale is fucking lovely
I get too aggressive when playing it
Fair enough
Woah, I hope that house remark isn't a dig at our beloved mongychops?

3/5, not bad.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Slightly above average. I'll take that.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

doesn't understand what average means
-4
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

it looks like I am indeed an idiot. Does this not mean I fit in though?

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

/talk was founded so we would all have a place to gather and misunderstand mathematical principles

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

I hope to add to this.
Positivly, of course.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

air hockey.
Bit like Frisbee, but on a table... hmmmmmmmmmmm
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Yes but if frisballs came back he'd probably just come back.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

I hope to christ people don't play it competitively.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

They do but I just enjoy playing it.
I have seen some competitive air-hockey, it's brutal. Fat wheezy pricks arguing over a hand being on a table, nacho's flying.

It's not pretty.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

okay, you can stay.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

Thank you aylia. I hope you don't mind but it's easier than typing your whole name
now I come to think of it, it would have been easier to just... Fuck it, you get the idea.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

some of these names are special Hallowe'en editions, btw.
don't get too used to them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Okay, I see.
I feel like a fool now.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

I'd offer you one but I'm all out.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

I vote for the immediate removal of your L-plate.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Thank you. I think you seem very nice.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THIS.
christ, but i hate you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

snooker:
a bit like hockey, but on a table.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)