When I climbed Pompeii in sandals and got all volcanic dust in my sandals and then had to walk funny all the way down in a hurry
I got blood on my sandals.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

that sounds more like your feet and sandals having the issue there

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

Yeah it was mainly them but the walk gave way to same achey legs.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

Was it your period?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

It was probably his period.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

I thought so.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

Was it the used jamrags in his toga pocket that gave it away?
Wait, I'm mistaking him for Bobicus Toddicus.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)

Are you Frankie Howerd
or do you mean Vesuvius?
( scott,, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

^ This
Are you Frankie Howerd on his period?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

He just wanted to remind us all about his recent holiday to Naples.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

I assume you got a wet-wipe out of your handbag and wiped it off though right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)