long flat boat,
propelled with a long wood or metal stick. The stick is pushed in to the ground beside the boat, then you push away on it, pull it out of the ground, and repeat so you are moving lazily down the river. everyone else sits in the boat and drinks.

gondola's you paddle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)

no you don't. you punt them.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

what gondolas?
I have never been on a gondola, but from what i can see there is a paddle like movement involved.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

ok. i take that back. it is similar though.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)

are you being unnecessarily obtuse today grumpy janet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)

LET'S NOT FALL OUT OVER THE CORRECT METHOD OF PROPELLING LONG FLAT BOATS, PIGSY.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)

BUT GONDOLAS ARE LONGER ON ONE SIDE THAN THE OTHER
SO THE METHOD OF STEERING IS VERY DIFFERENT.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

The hat, stripy vest and wopness is what makes a gondola.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

don't forget the bit about cornettos

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)

THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)

in communist russia
gondolas paddle you.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

So the answer is, not much.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)