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( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)

I'd like to know what happens if Legless proposes a toast.
The scene: LEGLESS and VARIOUS QOTW REGULARS are in a pub.

LEGLESS:Cheers
*glasses clinking'
LEGLESS:No wait I haven't finished
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, cheers.
*glasses clink*
LEGLESS:NOT YET
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, I'd just like to say 'cheers'.
*glasses clink*
Enter BALDMONKEY
LEGLESS: What I was trying to say in my toast was 'cheers'
*BALDMONKEY raises his glass very slightly*
LEGLESS: THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING NOW, THIS EVENT HAS CLEALY BEEN INFILTRATED BY /TALK TROLLS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)

I've heard legless is both big AND clever.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

He once sellotaped a car to a wall, you know.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)

I met him, once
cheers.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)

Did he try to sellotape you to a wall?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)

no
just told lots of stories that were unbelievable
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)

Ah, he just posted online that he did.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)

OMG, they fucking deleted it.
Surely that's a good enough reason to close QOTW?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)