If I rewrote the alphabet I would put U and I together and then put 2 Ms between them, a B in front and NG on the end and that spells what I've got planned for you.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)

haha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

bah!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)

You'rs is better. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at chat up lines.
I usually let my penis do all the talking.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

Ventriloquism?
Do you stick googly eyes and two bits of broccoli to it to make it look like an axolotl?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

No, last time I tried that it was nearly eaten by a heron.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

And that's why they wouldn't let you back on Blind Date.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)