He called me a cunt in front of my children
I called him up on it and he punched a hole in a partition wall in my house in temper. It sort of escalated from there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

I hope you sternly made him repair it immediately

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

that'll do it
baldmonkey IS a fucking prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

ban baldmonkey!
if we can have a trade i chose twohats, ban baldmonkey!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

he's not twohats anymore

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

sorry Two Hats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)

can't you just fuck and get it out of your systems?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Pics or GTFO.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Oh man if that's true this whole thing is even funnier than it was originally.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

This ^
Their mum's will be stepping in soon to make sure that they swap back all their action figures and mega drive games.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

it sounds a bit like balders really is a bit of a spastic,
temper issues or something
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

i have no idea if this is true
but i can well believe that baldmonkey is a massive prick so it seems possible
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

Is he as fat, spasticated and ballbag as we he looks in videos?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

No, just taller

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

but is he a baller?
and WHY would you touch his wife inappropriately? doesn't she have enough to deal with?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

dude maybe she turned to the kindly sympathetic gentleman in despair

( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

If you were married to him, wouldn't you?
But no, this didn't happen. He's totally exagerrating.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

exaggerating eh? so something DID happen...?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

you said exagerrating, what did you do taht he exagerrated?
did you tell her she had nice tits?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

attracted to his fine millinery attire

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

You were the one swearing.
I only called you a cunt to demonstrate how inappropriate it was.
In my book "shit" and "wanker" ARE just as bad in front of kids.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

Bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

that's probably pretty bad in front of kids too
and stop touching his wife
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

that is some tremendous sounding logic, tell us more!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

I wish I could believe for just even a second.
That this isn't some massive set up.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

i mean it sounds likely, it sounds like the sort of shitcunters the fat ballbag might do but i mean,
why would two hats even go over his house in the first place? who would do that? and i mean, i dunno, it just doesnt seem likely. i want to believe balders is a prick irl tho, i would just rather know that than that he is just a dull prick online doing dull set ups like this oh man
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

but they HAVE been to each other's houses, to do that music thing they spack about all the time.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)

oh rite, i never click on balders links, i did a few a while back but they just werent good
so they have history so it could be real, i mean more likely than if they'd no history i guess
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

Do you think it is somehow revenge for when he went a bit mental online the other day?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)

in what sense? not sure i follow

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

I don't really know I'm just trying to get inside the mind of a mental.
I was thinking this could all be a set-up and in baldmonkey's head that makes us all cunts for believing it somehow.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

This is the build up for the release of their album.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

Don't you see? To rise above it, he sunk lower

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

and then punched the wall like some sort of autism who didnt get what he wanted

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

this is JMG's fault

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

fucks sake jammers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

what a cunt, fucken JMG
world's worst cupid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

that's like using nuclear weapons to show how bad conventional bombs are.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

I've heard your book was shit and you are a wanker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)