His local subway staff would miss him bitching about the wrong dressing on his lunch.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)

Ah, they'd just make him another one to replace it.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)

He screams racist abuse at them till they do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

Oh Adam and his racism.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)

I bet he knows all their first names, and asks them how their weekends were
while they're thinking "fucking hell, our managers make us do small talk to the customers, but this prick's doing it for fun, christ, I hate my job, I wish I hadn't quit uni now".
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

They know me as 'the wrap guy' there.
It's nice to be recognised sometimes. Puts a real spring in my step
( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)

you know this isn't a good thing, right?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)

It isn't, I know
But there's just nothing else to eat near the office that of any real (relative) nutritional value, so I go there every day, have a wrap for two quid and it sets me up for the rest of the day.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)

Don't you need a degree to work there these days?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)

Meeting different people every day, was one of better parts of the job.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)

No such thing as the wrong dressing there
as they are all tasty.
Mmm, subway wraps
( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)