I think glued eel was raised in the wild by robots.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)

I reckon he's the illegitimate daughter of a checkout girl
who stuck a bottle of actimel up her cunt for a bet, and then got pregnant.

The child was born in the stockroom and concealed there, raised on a diet of refrigerated and microwaveable products until it escaped through the air conditioning. For years it thought the Laughing Cow was its mum.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)

at least go to some effort and make something up grrrmachine, don't just post the outline of an x-files episode
( vladimir, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)

This may explain his crazy Frijj obsession.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)

my mum has definitely improved with age
www.thelaughingcow.co.uk/history.html
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)

phwoar!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)

SHUT UP

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

I understand it all know
you were raised thinking your mother was La Vache Qui Rit, and since her disappearance you've been obsessed with Rustlers.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

milk milf?
milkf?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

same with binky except
robots feral cats
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)