And?

( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)

No, tha's it.
I'm as dull as ditchwater, me.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)

Isn't the phase
"dull as dishwater"?
( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)

perhaps this is a farming variation.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

It is, but the point is still made
Someone once said to me that something was a "shit in the dark". She of course meant "shot", but the point was still there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

No.
Where's my article you turd.
( MONO!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)

One of these days sunshine....one of these days

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)