Militant vegetarians
I've no problem with vegetarians. But when they post links to vegetarian/vegan documentaries on Facebook and say, "I dare meat-eaters to argue with this," it gets my back up.
My arguements tend to be, "Meat is very very tasty."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

Yeah. If animals didn't want to get eaten they wouldn't have evolved to taste yummy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

"I'm cleverer than cows"

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

And smaller too The LOVELY tiny Spangles.
*Valentines Day panderings with a cheap bottle of knock-off perfume bought from the market.*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)

I'm cleverer than children.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)

now i don't know about that, because children show an incredible aptitude for learning which i doubt, not offence, that you have retained.
what is cleverness? i don't think it is just knowledge and experience.
( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

Enough of this sentimental mush.
Children are stupid and should be made into pies.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

you shut up.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

:O
This is the RIGHTEST thing I have ever heard you say.
*Valentines Day panderings with flowers nicked from the graveyard*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

you shut up.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

This guy has a point.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

To this day, my third most popular post is still this
b3ta.com/talk/2366278

Which proves vegetarians are wrong.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)