HATE getting these emails when you work in a large company.
Some cunt in London used to do that all the time.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

Yeah, it happens a lot round here
I don't ever send out an email. If you're too much of a cunt to come to my desk any other time, then you don't deserve a cake.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

I wouldn't want to get hopes up, not much spare cake on my desk.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

No such thing as 'spare' cake anyway
That implies it will be thrown away if no one else eats it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

Charity cake for cake stealers more like.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

I tend to see people that I've not seen in 2 or 3 years
Chatting like we've been mates the whole time. Gutty cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

What a fucking liberty!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

The worst time ever...
was this woman that came round and she inexplicably started quoting Python at me. I didn't know where to look. And to make it worse, she was getting each quote ever so slightly wrong. It was tragic.
"I'm Brian, and my wife is also called Brian!" Man, I wanted to punch her face.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

sounds like you should have.
Actually, she might have had a very specific form of tourettes. It's a good thing you're such a gentle man, could have been an awkward meeting with HR.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

I could sense her awkward feelings of panic
As she scrabbled around for another Python quote, like a hungry dog digging in the dirt.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

Was it mongychops in a wig?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)

If it was, he didn't let it slip

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)

i'm unsure why i am even being dragged into this sub thread

( mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

I might send an email around, just to see if anyone turns up for cake.

( MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)