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actually,
Don't bother, you posted a maddie joke on QOTW, just go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
Madeline is a lovely name.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
me too.
but then i would.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
name of your favourite dreadlock?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
the others are all named adam

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
don't be like that!
Ok ummmm lemme fink...
5. I like beards
4. I have a beard
3. My beard is brown
2. My beard has white bits
1. My beard has orange bits
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
We've got Manolith and Twohats covering beards already,
So you're not needed. Please report to /OT.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

WOT NO SEKUND CHANS? MEANEEE
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
Ok, try again

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
ok. super serious this time
5. Mature student
4. Star wars geek
3. Arsenal fan
2. Drummer
1. lots of tattoos
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
losing points for an extraneous apostrophe, there.
how many tattoos?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

9 all together.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
you should have spread them out a bit, they would look less crowded

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

4 are very large and the rest are going to be incorporated when I can afford it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
HOW BIG?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

My chest is covered, my left arm is practically a half sleeve, my right shoulder is covered and my right shoulder piece is almost touching my spine.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

ght shoulder ng
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
oh sorry, i win.
i have ten. and i am having an eleventh one done next week.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

Nice work,what's your favourite one?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
Probably that tattoo of a scar from an unsuccessful operation to remove a cancerous tumour.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
either the flaming dice on my right inner forearm,
or the skulls and roses on my left foot.

what you got?

(see, everyone - I CAN DO NICE)
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
Hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
I had no idea you were such a keen flaming dice enthusiast.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
She's a fan of X-TREME Dungeons and Dragons
it's why she likes Ultimate Frisbee so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
there's a lot you don't know about me, mike.
i'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma*

*a fat girl with tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
...wrapped in fat, wrapped in tattoos.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

An indian raven on my left arm, a candy skull and roses wreath on my chest, A bear on my right shoulder, a monkey on my left (both indian styles) some gay script on my wrist. My right arm has two tribal pieces that I got when I was young and they are being covered up with a death star space scene next year. And two little birds on my foot.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
Is gay script like
10 BUM MEN
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
pffft
RESTYLE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

no, just some greek nonsense I thought was cool when I was young.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
Is it
I άνδρες αλήτης

?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
oh.
oh dear. okay. let's try something else. what's your favourite song?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

sorry! umm She Sells Sanctuary by the Cult or Passenger by Deftones. You?
Oh and Bowie, Modern Love.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
Can't you gaz each other?
This is really gay and cringeworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

THIS IS WHAT STRANGERS DO MIKE! JOIN IN, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG EH BUDDY?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
Really like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEvU6jRvN7g
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
janet you have a tattoo of some flaming dice.
for life.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
she'll just have to roll with it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
roll like rolls of fat roll?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
oops :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
that's right. i do.
is this bothering you?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
roll another fat one, janet.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
oh man,
I thought you seemed alright until death star tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

It is going to be amazing!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
it's not.
It's really not. Answer Janet's question.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

this is likebeing bullied on the first day of school
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

on the first day of every day at
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
sorry,
I didn't want to build a relationship on lies. I think we should be totally honest, then we can be forum chums forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

which question were you referring too? I answered the music one. I will never lie to you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)

an extraneous apostrophe points 1 through 5
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
you really would be happier on QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
THE IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE
do you play SWTOR?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

Nope, I don't have a good enough laptop to pc game.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
That's because it's a laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

can't beat that logic.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
oh man, a 'mature' student?
i was way off
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
Minus ten Sherlock points to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
are you a cheese

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
I think yes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
is he bigger than a bread bin?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

now I sensed some kind of reference here, so thanks janet, because not only have I learned something, I've also been able to watch someone setting fire to their head from the inside www.thefootballnetwork.net/boards/read/s37.htm?38,10168306
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
you're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
Do you have any good qualities?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
can be stored at a low temperature for months, good melting properties, useful for sandwich fillings

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
*cough*
excuse me?
My beard not good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
call that a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
Well actually, no.
I trimmed it recently.
It's not much more than stubble right now.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
May I suggest you take a bit more care
next time you eat a fried egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
i was assuming from your posts that you were school age
but you have a beard so you must be older than that.
it is half term though, so i guess... college? maybe first year of uni?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

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(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)