I AM BUMHOLIO!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)

Hur hur hur hur

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

Fuck work, I want a pint.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

get a round in, MONO! Mine's a bitter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)

I do hope by "bitter" you mean real bitter and none of that John Smith's etc shite

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

my love and knowledge of ale is well documented
so, what's on in the pub?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

London Pride
Summer Lightning
Doom Bar
Shere Drop
another that I forget the name of.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

probably a Doom Bar then
that's that cornish stuff isn't it?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

Aye.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

good stuff
not that much of a fan of Summer Lightning
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

You're wrong.
You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)

it's a matter of taste
you're right about everything else.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

*gets 3 pints of Summer Lightning*
*rams one of them up mr horrible*
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

*gulps*
mmm, beer.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

Beer in Holland is o-kaaay
but there's nothing quite like a proper pint. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

Pop over and have one.
It's not far.
Or order some online?
I'm sure Badger deliver!
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

I'm back most weekends, so it's not too bad,

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

dude, get me an 1/8 of ak47, agent orange, bubble gum and purple haze, i'll sort you out, k thx

( mongychops, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)

I'm afraid I don't know what any of that means.
I could get you some good drugs, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)

Here, mongy, you're an expert on European law.
Doesn't the EU open trade stuff mean that if you can sell something in one EU country you're entitled to sell it in another? And if so, why doesn't that apply to drugs? If they can sell them in Holland, why not here?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

Because killjoy pricks run the world,
in case you hadn't noticed.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)

I like a bit of summer lightning.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

ightn ov
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Hey Sandy.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Oh man, Summer Lightning! One of my old faves.
Doom Bar is good too but it always makes me think the pump clip should have stats across the bottom displaying health, armour and ammo count.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

haha

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)