I write flick in all caps like FLICK for additional subtle shock value

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)

After making her excuses, Destiny leaves MMPS on his own to finish his bigmac value meal.
The eveing started badly when he tried to pull the chair out for her and quickly degenerated into farce when, in a typically glasweigan way, he poured alcohol into his drink. "Ah pure luv a buckieshake, hawhawhawhaw!" he then asked "Do you suck it all doon hen?" and pointed to his crotch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)