Already impressed, Natalie was quite taken by Windy Pig's palatial mansion
He escorted her around the grounds in one of his Land Rovers, where they stopped and picnicked under an old oak tree, that's mentioned in the Domesday book.
Then he got the fucking dog out of his pocket.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)

proper lol at that one TH,
made my morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)

You know I loves ya Porgie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)

A dog that's used exclusively for intercourse.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)

don't be silly, little dogs can't pull golf trolleys

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)

Why do you think it's called 'dogging'?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)

I used to think dogging meant squeezing a dog until it farts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)

It sort of is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)

are you saying both the pigs are windy?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)