i'd have a half nelson backbreaker, i reckon

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)

Figure four leglock for me
and crossface chickenwing. Not at the same time, of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)

you'd be a submission wrestler?
BORING
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)

I like to hurt people until they scream for mercy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)

I'd Rock her Bottom, if you catch my drift.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)

Wait, no, I've misunderstood this subthread.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)

never mind, i prefer this
i'd clutch her camel
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)

I'd CRIPPLE her CROSS FACE!
Poor Nancy Benoit and offspring :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

I'd have a five knuckle shuffle
:(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)

How about a dutch rudder
and finishing her off with a fuzzy Hannah?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)

I'd totally post-it note her work environment

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)

Oh man I would creosote her fence all day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)

I would so arrange her chopping boards by size and use

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)