Hannah stared across the table in bemusement as her date fashioned together a cone of menus
"Do you need a hand with that?" she asked
"Caw" came the reply
Thankfully the entrees arrived at this point. She had ordered the prawn cocktail, but her date had gone for what seemed to be seeds scattered on a sideplate.
He then proceeded to use the cone like a beak, to peck away at the seeds, flicking them up and then down into his waiting maw.
Until one went the wrong way, an errant seed flicked into his eye, he let a giant shriek out
"PAIN!" screamed UToL
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)

Why does he get two and I get none?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)

New people don't get them

( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)

I had to do my own :'(
If I had a penny for everytime that happened.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)

Haha, I LIKE THIS
because it's about ME
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)