what about skinks with minks listening to Pink on an ice rink?
I'd buy that calendar
( spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)

skinks don't require novelty
Skink it up buttercup
( mongychops, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)

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( MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)

I used to have a climbing rope that looked like that.

( spesh., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)