yeah, i feel pretty good today also
mainly because yesterday was pretty bollocks so i'm optimistic that today will be an improvement
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)

Hey Manolith,
when you catch your train in the morning, do you see the same person every day and sometimes think about saying hello and making a train friend, but then decide against it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)

yeah, there's a few people i see every day
with a couple of them, our relationship has increased to the 'smile' stage. thing is though, i get the train with a colleague every day so i don't really need new train friends.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

I've always found that getting commute-buddies to play rock-paper-scissors with you makes the ride MUCH better.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)

Jesus CHRIST

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

Want a game?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)

Thanks, no
Allah forbids
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)

*mumbles something inherently racist and posts on Daily Mail about Islam taking our commute-games*

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)

did you not consider maybe the other people were a little lonely
and a short friendly back and forth of small talk might just make their day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

When I used to get the train to work
A couple of super cute girls used to get on, and then get off at the same station as me. Good times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)

[obvious train masturbation joke]

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)

i'll consider it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

you're a hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

I'm dying Manolith
Like actually dying
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

everyone is dying, hats
suck it up
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

Yes, but I'm more important than all of them
Do you see my problem?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)

yes, yes
you have an inflamed ego. to alleviate this, please consider the fact that you are a baldy bumhead
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)

and fat,
don't forget fat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)

You'll miss me when I'm gone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

where you going?
you and Baldmonkey got some sort of fat bald suicide pact?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

I'm dying Windy
But don't worry...I'm so important around here there will almost certainly be a whole stack of Hat related icons released.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

You won't die,
but if you do die while i'm at work, gaz me what heaven is like.

bye.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

It'll be full of Stratocasters and amps
And all the chicks will be bisexual Sarah Chalke's, Holly Willoughby's and Sarah Jane Honeywell's.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

and custard doughnuts as far as the eye can see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

I'm actually quite looking forward to it now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

This made me officelol

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

Quiet you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)

Sorry Sydney

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

Y'alright?
How's the lovely Mrs.Ache?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

She's good
How's the house coming along?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

Front room's all done, and it looks so much better
Next stop...dining room. Going to do that next month probably.

How about you? Any progress?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

Not yet
Need to do more work round the flat argh giant bee kill it kill it quick distract it with the honey sandwiches now attack it with the electrical cables bee-gone kaboomy before we can begin the selling/buying process but we've been a bit lazy about it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

It's easy to get that way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)