bored of that now
I bought Momo some Tropical Fruit Peck Bars, he's well fucking chuffed now, what did you buy for your parrot eh?

alt: pricks

etc
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

oh yeah, and some parrot mix and a tub of dried chillis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

fucking £9.47 that lot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

fucking food threads

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

this is a parrot food thread, it's different

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:14, archived)

the ones near me never come on the ground, they are shit

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:17, archived)

you're just bitter because rob hates you and you never get in the newsletter

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

dunno about that, looks like mono got stepped after my gaz

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:25, archived)

Eurovision final tomorrow night, don't make plans to go out

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:27, archived)

i might pop out for tapas, got the kids this weekend

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:31, archived)

Do parrots like chillis then?
I suppose I would know if I owned a parrot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

he fucking loves them
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UnOfcDE4mGs#t=45s
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:13, archived)

does your parrot shit on your head?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:20, archived)

he's shat on my monitor
and on the floor
and on the table
and on a synth module
and a mixing desk
and on a webcam
and on a coffee machine

but not on my head
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:21, archived)

can you get a litter tray for them?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:23, archived)

he usually shits in a litter tray, he's house trained
but yeah, he goes exploring sometimes and y'know, shits everywhere
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:24, archived)

if you got ill who would take care of momo?

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:26, archived)

woman round the corner's got a macaw, said she'd keep him clean and fed if I'm in hossy or anything
so that's good to know, long as she doesn't start rummaging in my underwear drawer
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

i will rest easier now knowing momo will be ok, would he pull his feathers out? i've heard parrots can be real stress heads

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:32, archived)

nah, he's a conure, they're properly calm and placid
cockatoos get stressy or bored and start ripping their feathers out, Momo's too much of a happy camper for that shit

and I lied, the woman round the corner's got a cockatiel, I just didn't want anyone to do a strikethrough gag
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:34, archived)

i dont know shit about parrots, there were a load of rainbow parrakets on maggie island, people seemed impressed, i went got cunted

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

it sounds like the premise for a children's book

( spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:39, archived)

he slid a crafty one down the radiator too

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:44, archived)

A scratchcard
and a bottle of cheap sherry.
(betsy Eat the rich., Fri 25 May 2012, 17:34, archived)

A fucking big nappy to stop it shitting on my head lolololol

(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:40, archived)

alright SRDV'sPBS
how's the gentleman of the house's bowel repositioning this afternoon?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:44, archived)

It's a messy business.
I find Saturdays the hardest after the friday night port & brandy and Indian takeaway.
(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:49, archived)

you're doing important work there
try double-sided sticky tape
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:50, archived)

I've got a roll in my tool box.
There's a real art to it you know. Not just anyone can do it. You need stiffkits and everything and it's not any old spoon it's proper gear.
(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:55, archived)