he's shat on my monitor
and on the floor
and on the table
and on a synth module
and a mixing desk
and on a webcam
and on a coffee machine

but not on my head
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:21, archived)

can you get a litter tray for them?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:23, archived)

he usually shits in a litter tray, he's house trained
but yeah, he goes exploring sometimes and y'know, shits everywhere
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:24, archived)

if you got ill who would take care of momo?

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:26, archived)

woman round the corner's got a macaw, said she'd keep him clean and fed if I'm in hossy or anything
so that's good to know, long as she doesn't start rummaging in my underwear drawer
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

i will rest easier now knowing momo will be ok, would he pull his feathers out? i've heard parrots can be real stress heads

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:32, archived)

nah, he's a conure, they're properly calm and placid
cockatoos get stressy or bored and start ripping their feathers out, Momo's too much of a happy camper for that shit

and I lied, the woman round the corner's got a cockatiel, I just didn't want anyone to do a strikethrough gag
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:34, archived)

i dont know shit about parrots, there were a load of rainbow parrakets on maggie island, people seemed impressed, i went got cunted

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

it sounds like the premise for a children's book

( spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:39, archived)

he slid a crafty one down the radiator too

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:44, archived)