so it's about adhesives?
not very sexy :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:13, archived)

50 Shades of No More Nails is going to be the fourth book

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

50 shades of cuprinol, does exactly what it says on the cover.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:34, archived)

"Brad Pritt grasped the base, giving it a firm twist and the end slowly emerged.
And then he wiped it all over her face until she was covered in his white stickiness."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

This is extremely brilliant
and no less silly than the actual book, it seems.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)