*QI sirens*
Oh man, it was so simple! How could you get it wrong?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)

Hahahaha I fucking LOVE QI
the bit where that fat bender pretends he's clever by reading stuff off a cue card and that one what punched a tramp pretends he's thick by being thick, brilliant.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)

Did you just badmouth Stephen Fry?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)

twitter just done an explode!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)

If that cunt ever tries talking about the English language again
he's going to auswitz, just like his grandparents
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)

That's the single linguistics programme they commission each year, there's probably a quota.
We'll have to wait until he dies before the BBC put another one on.
( Zuowan, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)

He's a stupid person's idea of a clever person
so I'm assuming you think he's a genius.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)

Show your working out

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)

you stupid little cretin

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)

Hold your horses, autistic Ed Shearan.
I just want to hear how cowfoot came to this conclusion, that's all.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)

fucking hell, is that really the best you can do?
oh zing pigster, feel the burn!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)

Haven't had any proper training at internet, it's the best I could work with at the time :(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)

now now frisbee,
no need to get wound up. Maybe it's time you took a little break again, eh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)

You terrible shit

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)

I don't know who Ed Shearan is
I know who Eddie Mair is, does that help
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)

I'm not really sure either to be honest.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)

You budget Jim Belushi
Is that right? Am I doing it right?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)

hang on cowfoot, alan is a lawyer, he must be dead smart!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)