Why aren't I in the pub yet?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)

I honestly don't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:16, archived)

Why am I not down the pub yet?
Oh right, yeah. No friends.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)

I don't get to go to the pub very often anymore
Can I come to the UK and go to the pub with you?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)

Sure thing Theo, we'll go to one with free wifi so we don't get bored.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)

but wifi and phones in pubs have ruined pubs
can we go to the pub without wifi
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)

but what if it turns out you don't want to talk to psychochomp?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)

you've got a point there
how about this; can I come to the UK and go to the pub with good people?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)

i'm going to the pub at 5. wanna come with?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

I would love to but your husband would do punches on my face when he clocks me taking a peek at your bosom

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

it's ok, i'll buy him some crisps and a lemonade and make him sit in the car.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)

COR
crack a window though eh? Don't want some do-gooder breaking into your car trying to rescue him
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)