do you want me to sum it up for you q?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)

yes please
I feel like i missed out
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)

poppet moves into new flat and unpacks her sex toys.
she has a wank.
she squirts on her sheets.
she falls asleep on the couch.

but when battered done it, it was far creepier and sex pesty. like a warped gonz.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)

that's bad enough thanks, mmps

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)

no probs q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)

Ewww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)

you know when your stomach sort of jumps in revulsion at something?
mine did that
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)

I just made one of those 'I've just taken a massive bite of something and it's mainly gristle' faces

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)

he graphically described her shoving a massive dildo up her polly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)

I'm not sure what poppet done to deserve such treatment.
perhaps she turned the drunk dwarf down or something.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)

it's his wife and kids i feel sorry for

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)

I feel pretty sorry for myself if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)

The other one was homoerotic slash fic about Monty and CQ
it seems to be acceptable if it's not about IRL girls.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)

i saw that one
it was clearly intended to be humourous, as as such actually raised a smirk. I thought I even saw it on the popular page.

but writing a wank fantasy about someone who wasn't there, which several people replied to as 'creepy' would suggest maybe a line was crossed
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)

I'm not a big fan of any of the "erotic" fiction on here to be honest Q

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)

it was a cold and gloomy night, psychochomp stared wistfully out of his bedroom window
his curtains billowing in the breeze.

a knock at the door startles him, who could possibly be bothering him at this time of night?
he opens the door slowly to reveal Quinten standing there wearing nothing but a single red rose, holding a botlle of champagne in one hand, and two champagne flutes and a buttplug in the other...
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)

a double standard on /b3ta?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, archived)

Yeah go on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)