You're in the sandbox for a week as a precaution,
until we work out what to do with you. Technically you should stay banned but you seem intent on coming back, for some reason. What is your game, exactly?
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)

Yahtzee!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)

srsly though, I make this place better, that's what I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)

people here love me
and hold me in great esteem
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)

I'd link you some posts supporting this viewpoint
but your search facility isn't working, just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:30, archived)

Prick

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)

No you don't.
Your constant attention seeking "bored of that now" and "pricks" and "wankers" is very tiresome.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:32, archived)

see, you've got the wrong idea about the bored of that now thing
it just means time for a new thread, it honestly wakes the board up a bit and starts people talking again

obviously it goes off at a tangent really quickly, who cares, it's clearly not intended as some dreadful insult to the starter of the previous post
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)

it's a catchphrase y'see
like "alright"

or spotify links in every post

that kind of thing
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)

and really, seriously
is this any better?

b3ta.com/talk/7603761

just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:39, archived)

no, not really.
but a one-off at 4 in the morning isn't the same as all the time, every day. But you started that bandwagon anyway.

Look. I'm being nice. Technically I should have just banned you again on sight but what happens next is kind of up to you now.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:45, archived)

I'll spare you the lecture about /talk dying on its arse then
if it's genuinely out of step with what I consider to be funny conversation and light ribbing then I shall gladly abandon b3ta to its fate

good luck to you all and if I'm not to be allowed out of the sandbox then do please pass on my best regards to anyone on the site who isn't a shitcunt, they know who they are
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:51, archived)

/talk is dying on its arse,
but we don't think you've been improving matters, to be honest. More like, pouring salt onto the wound. But never mind that now.

I can let you out of the sandbox, if you want. But if you get banned again for the same old things, please don't keep coming back.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:55, archived)

tell you what
as long as I can GAZ the people here I enjoy talking to, I'd be happy sat here in my sandbox without any temptation to call pricks wankers or express boredom at the proceedings, is that acceptable?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)

Yes.
As long as you don't threadrush again, because as I'm sure you know, it still screws the board up for everybody else.

I am hereby extending your sandbox term to five years, which is the longest it will do.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)

haha, like the site will be here in five years

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)

yeah, well,
whatever.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)

that was a joke

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)

stay in your sandbox Frank

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)

Alright God, have you ever thought of amalgamating /talk, QOTW and /OT.
There's no need for THREE text-based forums right?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)

I'm sure you'd love that.

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)

It's the logical thing to do, at least two of the three are dying on their arses.
You'd make the weekly question the text equivalent of the image challenge.
And y'know, lower bandwidth costs and less thinly spread modding so's you'd all get more dog prostate examination time in.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)

put it on the suggestions /qotw then

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)

That's the part of the site you lot look at the least.
Well, after 'what question should be ask?', anyway.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 7:12, archived)

the last part of that made me do a proper lol

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:37, archived)

It doesn't work and it gets you banned over and over again.
Especially if it's just you starting threads all the time.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)

I appreciate the intent,
but it's not a good way to go about things. It's kind of confrontational and it makes everyone start being nasty to one another.

And the Marzipan thing. What was that all about?
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:39, archived)

Alright God.
Are you one of the mods who puts their finger up dogs' bumholes?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)

His fingers are omnipresent.
So technically he's fingering YOUR bumhole right now!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)