One could lead to the other, you could be walking along the seafront minding your own business
and then you catch your foot in the flaking concrete path and trip over the wall, falling straight into the mouth of the shark waiting below
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)

true, true,
then again you could get eaten by a shark just before you were about to finish mixing some concrete, and then the concrete wouldn't get mixed properly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)

The number of times workmen have been to repair that path, and it always ends the same way :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)