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How much French are toddlers taught these days?
I didn't know a word of it until secondary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
Except "oui"
but that was just funny, cos it sounds like "wee".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
I don't think they're taught any.
But she's French.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
hang on what
your eldest, as in, your daughter is French? But you're not French, how does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
She also has a mother.
We're very old fashioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
what sorcery is this

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
The sorcery of luuuuurve.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
And also fannies and spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
what young kid knows about prunes, they are grim, cunt be trolling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
I don't think she's ever had prunes.
She's had plums though. But she calls them prunes. On account of that french thing I might have mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
how many times, im not a bender

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
I have thishorrible image that one day my teenage daughter will come to me and my partner one afternoon while we're reading the papers
and say "mum, dad, I need to tell you something. I'm... French".

And we'll all hug each other and cry and I'll promise we'll work something out, shortly before going to the shed and getting out my shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
This was in a sketch show but I can't remember which one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
I remember a Paul Merton sketch,
"I've got something to tell you... you're not adopted," comedy basics.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
and now i have an image of this daughter, ugly cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
She'll be alright once he's had her in the garage to strip her down and fill all her cracks and give her a couple of new coats of paint.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
pop up head lights?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
Whoa.
Let's not go too far. This is his imaginary daughter we're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)

I was watching a film with my boy last night while the wife was out. He said dad I'm getting scared, is that lady going to die? I said probably son, judging by the size of that horse's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)
I dun lols

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
Half-French, surely?
Or is Frenchness like Jewness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)
It's like cats and dogs.
The boy offspring are English and the girl offspring are French.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)