Because I don't want plum jam on the top of my head.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)

So why did you put it there in the first place.
Seems an odd thing to do if you don't want it there. What's wrong with a cupboard?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)

I didn't,
look, it's very simple, I don't have plum jam on the top of my head. I just don't, ok. And I don't want any there, either.

Although there are lots of things wrong with a cupboard. Such as the handle is loose.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)

So why did you keep telling us that you did?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)

She's got prune jam on top of her head, not plum jam
She's just being pedantic
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:25, archived)

I DON'T HAVE ANY JAM ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD
NOT ANY KIND OF JAM
FFS
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)

Well you've just wasted a lot of our time.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)

I am actually

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)

This has to be the most obscure way to wind someone up ever invnented.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)

You showered it out then? What are the benefits of putting jam in your hair? Sleekness? Volume?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)

I never did.
You are imagining it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:26, archived)

Make your mind up, please.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)