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I would say 'thanks for the sex' because I am a gentleman.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
Yeah you could be all like
"thanks for the sex, great tits and a nice shag" cause she was a taxidermist specialising in birds and she'd be totally like "oh James"
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
And then he could say 'you can keep the tip' and the end pops off cos Q has hidden a gun up his winky and he shoots her in the face.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)
Yeah totally and then he'd run away but leave an oil slick and some spiky things out of his bumhole

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:46, archived)