Fucking hell, only an hour left

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)

Till what, your 10th drink of the day?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)

Wetherspoons happy hour

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

No, until I complete my training contract and become a qualified solicitor

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)

Hear that, Drimble?
Fuck 'spoons, it's All Bar One from now on!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)

I know someone who works in what he calls 'catastrophe modelling' but I call 'insurance'
He has a minibar under his desk. Apparently the thing to do in high risk jobs is die of liver failure at age 36
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)

+ coke habit for an early heart attack bonus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)

Cool, will you get to wear a wig in the office?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)

I've already got heels and tights on, what do you think I am, a fucking poofter?
Tch, nonlegals these days...
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)

Till you finally find some dignity?
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)