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I'm so excited
I've hoovered the field, polished the cows, made some cakes, put some bunting up on the fence, put some christmas lights up, the fruit punch is made, there's some duckboarding down in case it's a bit too muddy, oh man this is going to be the best ever
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
you deserve a pat on the back

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
oh YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
cow jokes!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
They're all here, in black and white!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
imma write about this in my dairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
if you are in the MOOOOOD

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
I don't think I have the STOMACH FOUR this
Because cows have four stomachs, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
no they don't

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
Do they not?
Why do I think that they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
most people do, it's a common misconception
they have 4 compartments in their stomach for various bits of digestion. that's all
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
COWFAX

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
Mind. Blown.
I bow to your superior bovine know-how.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
In any case, my joke still stands

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
it does, it's just the sentence beneath it which is wrong
you've ruined cow day for me
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
This is the worst Cow Day ever
Everyone over mine for a buffet and games tomorrow? COW BOXING DAY FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
we're gonna need a massive ring
and gloves that'll fit on a hoof
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
TEATS OF STRENGTH

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)