I hate you. I hate you so much. I will kill you one day, possible with one of the dividers

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:59, archived)

No you won't
You'll stare at me in disbelief, all the time thinking "He's not doing it. He's not putting the divider in. How will the checkout girl know where his stuff ends and mine begins? OhGodohGodohGod"
And then you'll place it there and glare resentfully at me, as I am lolling inside.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)

I'm going to stab you with a sharp edge

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)

for some reason, i thought you were a girl

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:58, archived)

Is that the only reason you've been nice to me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:00, archived)

Welcome to the internet.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:06, archived)

I sent him a picture of my tits and all :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:11, archived)

stop changing your name

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)

oh airight then :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:17, archived)