the greatest story i've ever readi.imgur.com/T2EDv.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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has iceland arrived?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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yeh we went to the pub lasty night,twins here shortly too
its all kicking off
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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fancy going to the pub tonight?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:49,
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what about a bar then?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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HEY HEY SSGI bought an electric cigarette and now I'm everything I hate.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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i had a feeling you would be the exact kind of person you initially complained about,who basically tells everyone they have an electronic cigarette,
i bet you bang on endlessly to your mates about how healthy you feel from smoking it or some shit actually i don't care how's the family you look nice
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:57,
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THE HYPOCRISY BURNS :*(How's your Friday going?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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yeh not bad i've had a coffee so things are looking up,gonna pick my twin up from the bus station then go for a run with him then go to the pub with him, should be a good day
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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Well, noI don't have any misspelt tattoos, I've never been on Take Me Out, and I always put a little "Next Customer" divider thing down on the conveyor belt at the supermarket after my shopping, because I'm not an inconsiderate cunt.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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But if no one queues behind you then the poor shop assistant who so politely served you has to put it back for no reason.That's pretty inconsiderate.
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MONO!, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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But it does saves them having to turn the belt off, so it's a good thing really.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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Plus I've never been shit enough to have to spend my time scanning things through a till.So I have no idea how that shit works.
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MONO!, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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Mono is unobservantAlso everyone who has ever worked in a supermarket for even a day is shit
You heard it here people. Church.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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There is a reason.The conveyer belt usually has a sensor so that it stops moving when something reaches the end.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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SO YOU KNOW AND YET STILL FLOUT SOCIAL CONVENTION?I hope someone snaps and punches you in the eye next time.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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You only do it because your fear of your shopping getting muddled with someone else's runs in both directions.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:14,
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The only thing I enjoy about visiting the supermarketIs watching the rising tension in the people either side of me when I don't put the Next Customer divider on the conveyer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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I hate you. I hate you so much. I will kill you one day, possible with one of the dividers(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:59,
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No you won'tYou'll stare at me in disbelief, all the time thinking "He's not doing it. He's not putting the divider in. How will the checkout girl know where his stuff ends and mine begins? OhGodohGodohGod"
And then you'll place it there and glare resentfully at me, as I am lolling inside.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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I'm going to stab you with a sharp edge(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:12,
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for some reason, i thought you were a girl(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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Is that the only reason you've been nice to me?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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Welcome to the internet.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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I sent him a picture of my tits and all :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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stop changing your name(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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my wife told me offfor giving someone evil stares when they didn't put the divider down the other day.
Calm down she said it's no big deal. She has no sense of perspective
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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She sounds like she needs a punchingDon't hit her face though, go for the stomach.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Fantastic ideaThen I'll have a genuine story for qotw, which everyone will undoubtedly love.
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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I was in the supermarket the other week and didn't put the divider thing down, because there wasn't one spare.There were about 4 people in front with 1 item each, each with their little divider in place. The family behind me waited awkwardly until well over half the belt was empty before daring to place their shopping down.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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How are you SSG?Don't bother answering I have to go out.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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hi hi hi. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:34,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1900525
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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