A charity parachute jump.
Then it wouldn't matter too much if I was the one that ended up with the faulty chute.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:21, archived)

I have a faulty chute
and still applying the cream
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:25, archived)

This has always been my ideal way to go
but I'm too skint for the likes of that.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:27, archived)

FFS if you're going to top yourself you might as well get a Wonga payday loan eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)