BraynDedd you prick I'm trying to ask a sensible question about greenhouses.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)

They're just gay sheds, you gay.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)

Course you have to put a base down, you massive spaz
Have you got any idea how much glass weighs? Fucksake, fucking amateurs, afraid of a little bit of work.

Just dig down six inches, put a polythene membrane down, shutter the sides with scaffold boards and throw in a ton of sand, mixing in cement dust in a 13/1 ratio. Then hose it down with water and trowel it flat. Run a bass boom over it if you want the rough effect. Piece of fucking cake and jobs a good'un, you lazy tosser.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)

awww grrr i was hoping it would fall down on him

( mongychops, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)

I'm hoping that his wife catches him referring to her as 'the wife' and kicks him out.
It would serve the fucker right.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)

Hosing and troweling is going a bit far, I'd just use a bucket and a broom or rake handle. Fuck it.
Dunno if you'd need a ton of sand, you could use a cement calculator to work out how much shit you need.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)

A cubic metre of concrete is a tonne and a half of ballast, give or take
So he'd get a 2 x 2 metre base six inches thick. If he needs a bigger greenhouse than that, he's the most almighty cunt there ever was.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)

Woah, fuck greenhouses then

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)

I've got this thing like a green-cupboard. It's got 3 or 4 shelves about 12' by 3'. It's good for cacti and poorly houseplants, but basically becomes a steam coocker if you're not careful.
If you've only got a dozen pitcher plants and whatnot, that could sort you out.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)