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Alright /talk, how's your penis?
Or, for the females among us, how's your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
Alright AB, did you know you're the only person still here with more ignores than me?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)
there isn't a league table or anything. there could be others
i'm not going through every account checking who has what
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
Worst mod ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
for the worst forum ever

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:59, archived)
just the worst :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:24, archived)
BraynDedd you prick I'm trying to ask a sensible question about greenhouses.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
They're just gay sheds, you gay.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
Course you have to put a base down, you massive spaz
Have you got any idea how much glass weighs? Fucksake, fucking amateurs, afraid of a little bit of work.

Just dig down six inches, put a polythene membrane down, shutter the sides with scaffold boards and throw in a ton of sand, mixing in cement dust in a 13/1 ratio. Then hose it down with water and trowel it flat. Run a bass boom over it if you want the rough effect. Piece of fucking cake and jobs a good'un, you lazy tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)
awww grrr i was hoping it would fall down on him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
I'm hoping that his wife catches him referring to her as 'the wife' and kicks him out.
It would serve the fucker right.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
Hosing and troweling is going a bit far, I'd just use a bucket and a broom or rake handle. Fuck it.
Dunno if you'd need a ton of sand, you could use a cement calculator to work out how much shit you need.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
A cubic metre of concrete is a tonne and a half of ballast, give or take
So he'd get a 2 x 2 metre base six inches thick. If he needs a bigger greenhouse than that, he's the most almighty cunt there ever was.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)
Woah, fuck greenhouses then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)
I've got this thing like a green-cupboard. It's got 3 or 4 shelves about 12' by 3'. It's good for cacti and poorly houseplants, but basically becomes a steam coocker if you're not careful.
If you've only got a dozen pitcher plants and whatnot, that could sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)
penistastic, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
Alright manolith have you got GTA 5? I have got GTA 5 and I am enjoying it it is a good game but I am annoyed that the android app still isn't working because that is unfair on people who aren't Applewankers.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
i have got gta 5 i like gta 5 it is fun don't worry about the app too much as it is just like having a fucking tamagotchi and you'll soon get sick of having to feed the fucking dog

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)
can you shoot the fucking dog i hate the fucking dog already it went and done a bumming on another dog i did not like that bit

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
i think you can kill the fucking dog yeah because i saw a video on youtubes where they made the dog fetch a grenade and it died

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
cwoftoo is the authority on shrivelled winkys
that's how mine is, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
Your winky is cwfotoo?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:32, archived)
Not far off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
is the punchline here trannies
i love that sort of thing
please say it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
I reckon the girl internets on here have got bigger cocks than most of the boy internets.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
that would not be difficult if i'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
I bet MGT's is like a baby's arm holding an apple.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
apples are an abstract concept

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
it's like a baby's arm holding a massive cock

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:44, archived)
I can attest to this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:48, archived)
My penis feels fantastic, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:46, archived)
you butthole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)